ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

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tyrabanker:

plot twist black is the new orange

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oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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sassykardashian:

does cocaine smell good or something

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inories:

Explain to me how my room is always messy if the only thing I do there is sleep

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"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."

Garrison Keillor (via kushandwizdom)

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"If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales."

Albert Einstein (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

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